The Nut


Hum­ble and arro­gant. Gen­er­ous and self­ish. Char­i­ta­ble and unmer­ci­ful. Lazy and dili­gent. Bril­liant dumb blonde. Intensely focused Atten­tion Deficit. Semi-geek with strong nerd ten­dan­cies. Wild and crazy stick in the mud. Totally hip square. Hot. Cold. RARELY in-between. Sen­si­ble and irrespon­si­ble. Flighty and unpre­dictable. Easy-going drama queen. Rebel­lious con­formist. Quiet and out­spo­ken. Shy and bold. Classy and crass. World’s most reluc­tant head of house­hold. Hard work­ing, stu­dious and lazy. Para­dox­i­cal contradiction. Who is Donna Roberts Brown? I don’t know any­one who’s quite fig­ured that out yet. Some things are just not meant to be known.